A large turn out for our second round of the Heritage. With many players making their first appearances and others trying to cement a place at the top of the leaderboard, whilst yours truly was trying to get out of last place. Read on to hear how we faired.
Halim the last remaining Heritage course in an area which once boasted 3 Heritage Class courses. Unfortunately, greed saw two become private courses with high fees and are seldom used by your regular taxpayer. The remaining course holds many of the charms of a Suharto Era course, cement statues of players and deer and some sort of airplane at the entrance that most TeeSetters could not fit in. Adhe was busy collecting the fees and players were happy with the 30 minute trip from Kemang area. The weather was perfect for golf with a light breeze and occasional cloud cover.
We had been told that golf carts would be available from 1pm, but as we prepared to tee off just after 12 the carts started rolling in. It’s a walking course why would you need a cart? Read on, dear Reader, read on. The flights off the 1st tee box were golfing smack on time, whereas our companions on the 10th tee box had a slower start as the Starter jammed in a couple of flights. This caused a few ruffled feathers amongst our members. On The Jakarta Hash we have a saying IWA. Indonesia Wins Again, it’s fine to complain but don’t expect things to change anytime soon. FUBAR for Americans, IWA for Indonesian Expats. IWA helps me get through the day. 2,3 IWA! Feeling better?
Let’s move on. These Heritage Courses were not designed by Peter Thompson or Greg Norman but they have all the same attributes Tee Boxes and holes with pins in them and a whole lot of trouble in between if you are doing all the things you shouldn’t be doing. Here’s a short list that you can tick off on where your games is coming undone:
Slicing, Hooking, Topping, Thinning, Slutting (not making it to the Red Tees from the Blues/whites), Splashing, Shanking, Duffing, Pulling, Searching, all of these lead to Drinking. At this point I would like to thank our main Sponsor San Miguel Brewery for their last shot memory erasing amber fluid. San Miguel and Anker, helping crap golfers survive a horrible round, with memories only of golf shots well struck. I’ll have another!
Golf was moving along at a reasonable pace with a few rest opportunities at the par 3s. The weather was just getting better and rifle shots from the nearby range drown at the sounds of the annoying birds chirping in the trees. Between the rifles shots and my shots into the trees the birds moved to a safer locale for the day. Mark and Bill were non stop chatter about The Masters to the point I think Bill didn’t realise he had two or 3 Sandy Pars in a row. Richard was a bit more subdued having been through a harrowing interview the day before. Bandung might be the spot to play golf soon.
The German 4 ball in front were playing with military precision. Left, right, left, right but didn’t break their stride. Occasionally they were all seen in the centre of the course together. They have a special name for this, the green. Behind us we had the foot soldiers of Dean, John and Co, trying to stay in touch with the old farts in the carts.
The skies grew dark, the greens grew rough
And the golfers golfed on and on and on and on and on and on. The skies to the south were getting darker, the wind was picking up, the temperature dropped suddenly but we fearlessly golfed on. Reaching the rest shelter between the 15th &16th holes we found Axel, Marius, Ralph and Thomas still waiting for the Korean ladies to tee off. Whilst we sat there the lights went out. Now extremely dark for 4pm our caddies suggested we retire to the clubhouse to wait out the approaching storm. Bill had his cart’s electric engine revving like a Harley, as he impatiently waited for Richard to move. The caddies knew a shortcut back through the wilds of Halim and we arrived just as the storm hit. Bill bee-lined to the changeroom, leaving me to do presentations late that day. Then down she came thunder, lightning and torrential torrents from above. We spent 45 seconds worrying about the fate of our fellow TeeSetters stranded on the course amid some of nature’s angrier efforts. These thoughts were thankfully vanquished when the first of the Ankers arrived
A few other golfers arrived Arne, Rosie and Albert amongst them. Non TeeSetters also sought the shelter of the Clubhouse and were enjoying Mother Nature washing the sins of Jakarta away. Let’s go back to Bunker Bill, remember he of the beeline home. Well he didn’t quite make it stranded on the foyer stairs, with weather conditions making it impossible to reach his car. He had a smile on his face as he was nursing an Anker in his hand.
Back to the main room the storm really hit the wind dialled itself up to about 100kmph. I know this to be a fact because you couldn’t light a smoke, you can in 90kmph winds. The rain was now coming in vertically and reaching all corners of the clubhouse cause angst and fear. I was happy, free shower, avoid the Heritage lockers and pre-Suharto era towels. Whilst this storm was at its peak the Halim Rescue Service was out searching for trapped golfers. TeeSetters saved by these fearless fellows recounted stories of tumbling trees and branches flying through the air and torrents of water penetrating their simple shelters. Not one of them mentioned trying to light a smoke in 90kmph winds. Clubhouse TeeSetters therefore endured far more.
There is a video posted on TeeSet by Adhe which barely captures the ferocity of the storm. Game abandoned, players demand announcements. I announce that Albert was responsible for the storm. As the game was abandoned and many score cards for holes that were finished were not submitted, there will be no change to the leader board. The next Heritage round we head to the pristine Japanese maintained Tigaraksa on the 10th of May
Heritage Round 2 a glorious time buggered up by a bit of bad weather. Course appreciated by nearly everyone.
Next Sunday TeeSet Hosts Jakarta Interleague at Riverside
This is the first round of the JIL season and TeeSet are hosting. We have a fairly handy team on paper and we no they are even handier on a golf course. Come along and join TeeSet this Sunday to play and support Glorious TeeSet as we strive to retake the Trophy. Sign up on the Mygolf2U application which can be downloaded from your mobile’s app store
Krakatoa Cup at Royale Krakatoa over 2 Days 16 &17 May
The 3rd edition of the Cup promises to be bigger and better than all that previous ones. A great weekends golf with an excellent Saturday Evening at the Korean restaurant. Grab a bunch of mates and make the most of the long weekend. Sign up ASAP so arrangements for the event can be put in place.
World Cup of Golf 7th of June at Riverside
The annual blockbuster World Cup comes around once again at the home of World Cup Golf, Riverside.
We currently have 5 teams signed up so get your nationals onboard. If you are a displaced person give us your name and we will put you in a United Ntions Team
Tell Adhe your team members of Post on the TeeSet Whatsapp Group and we will register it for you
See you all at Riverside for the JIL Round One Hosted by Glorious TeeSet
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