Glorious Gading Raya

Posted on July 17, 2024 by mgfu

Once again TeeSetters were treated to perfect weather. There was a light cloud cover and temperatures were perfect all day long with a nice afternoon breeze arriving on the back 9. We had pretty much a full complement of golfers with 43 registered. There was a fair bit of jockeying around as the groups changed frequently in the morning. Right up until the last minute. To make life easier going forward please let Adhe know who you wish to play with the day before and make sure they want to play with you. If you are doing last minute switches expect to be disappointed. No one likes being booted from a group so someone else can form their preferred group at 10.45 on a Sunday morning. 95% of people are registered by Friday so you can contact those people to ensure they want to be in your group, otherwise just leave it be. It’s a good way to meet other TeeSetters.

Also the earlier registered people will be given the earlier tee times. All players are expected to ensure they are playing a reasonable pace of play. If you cannot see the 4 ball in front of you and the 4 ball behind you is always waiting while you putt out, that is a fairly good indicator that your group is going too slow. Matchplay can sometimes cause this and that, to a degree, is understable but angsting over putts whilst playing wolfman is not a reason to be slowing play down. Just using wolfman as an example here only. Speed of play on Sunday was near on perfect and we only lost a bit of time when Gading management slipped a couple of flights in on the back 9, which did little besides temporarily ruffle a few feathers. Once back on the course things moved nicely. Also if there is a sudden appearance of a 3 ball due to cancellation expect that 3 ball to move ahead of your 4 ball. It may mean you are now the last group but you should understand why. This was not done to upset anyone just the most efficient way to play golf.

There, housekeeping done. What happened on Sunday of note? Weather has been mentioned, what else? There were a couple of TeeSet matchplays being held and the low handicappers held sway over the high handicappers on this occasion. Although there were some chances offered. Axel first shot of the day looked like it had sailed OB and his provisional was a bit rough. Luckily he was not OB and managed a half. A few holes later and he is hitting the ball at right angles and where it went no one knows. This allowed the President with a free shot on every hole to sneak a head. Got to the turn one up and then Axel slowly ground the President to dust with some good matchplay golf and a cracking shot on the 4th last to half snuff out any chances of a revival. Axel prevailed 2/0. Simone and Tom were in the other matchplay and hit the halfway mark all square. Now Tom has his days they are either good days or bad days not usually a bit of both. Unfortunately for Tom his second 9 was strangely off and the younger and more fashionable Simone prevailed 4&3. That was a case of the Europeans kicking the might of the British Commonwealth into the gutter. We’ll be back. Well done to Axel and Simone who take the next step towards glory.

Some other interesting things, a reasonable low handicapper in Fernando had a rather enjoyable round picking up 46 Stableford points, getting 36 is par so this is basically picking up pars on every hole nearly where he had a stroke plus paring most. Well 10 pars and 4 birdies for a gross 74 goes part way in explaining this phenomenal effort. I bet Pocksia Captain Nico is over the moon with this form and new handicap leading into next Sunday’s interleague showdown. Speaking of Nico he and Rod, visiting from the DOGS, had a pleasant day beating up on Renny and Eli in their own private matchplay. Rod had a cracking first 9 before fading a bit on the final 9. This, on the back of winning the little doggie on the Saturday. A good weekend’s golfing. Sorry I was on the wagon but would have stayed for a few otherwise.

The feat of the day was Graham Sutcliffe on the 6th index 18 par 4, where off the tee he popped a drive straight down the middle for 300 metres to finish up a tad over a metre from the hole. A nervous tap in saw him take a nice eagle. Graham told me in confidentiality what had happened on the previous hole and how he needed an eagle to ensure breaking 50 on the last 9 of the day. I am pretty sure I haven’t let the cat out of the bag. We had 8 players shoot 40 or better Stableford points for a total of 16 players to shoot 36 or better. Well done TeeSetters, great golf in glorious conditions.

The low point of the day was an occurrence in the Men’s locker room. I am not sure that what I am about to describe is suitable for some of our readers. So if you are of a squeamish nature and have had a sheltered upbring I would suggest you stop here and head to the highlighted winners section below. You have been warned. Now what happens in the locker room normally stays in the locker room and there I was on this eventful Sunday afternoon having a chat and a laugh about how Americans call an Albatross a double eagle, this coming off the back of Graham’s eagle. Craig Pendek described that drive as the best he had ever seen at TeeSet or a golf course anywhere. I saw it also and it was special. With a smile on my dial from the mention of double eagles I headed towards the shower. On the way to the shower you pass the hand basins where you can grab some skin lotion or dry your hair. Lo’ and behold there stood the pride of Japan in all of nature’s glory giving the nether regions a good old blow with the blow dryer. Who do you report this to? The locker room boss? The manager? Craig Pendek? Anyways I reported it here and it was a sight that I can now not unsee. Be warned, they walk among us the ball bag blowers. The horror, the horror! I bet no one skipped this and went to the winners.

To the winners

Fernando with a smashing 46 points on his local course, takes the lollies this week.

Nicolas with a gross 75 hit the JACKPOT last Sunday.

The man of the moment, with an exocet off the 6th tee box for an eagle, I give you Mr. Graham Sutcliffe.

Rosie with the first birdie on the 13th. Well done on a good round.

Having celebrated his sweet 16th birthday a few days prior, more good things befell Bags, with low putts 28, on what were very slow greens, made harder by playing in the noisiest group on the planet.

Anna with her family, Goran and Emil.

New TeeSetter David Stewart, just getting back into the swing of things after a few years off. Hope to see you soon.

Year Book

To keep the memories of your time playing with TeeSet we have decided to produce a year book. There will some of the beeter weekly write ups in it but it is your memories that we want. So take some time over the next few months to record some of these and hopefully we can use in the book. These maybe photos with a story, just a photo, or an amusing golf story that you heard or may have involved one of your playing partners. The book will also contain reports from the Interleague, birthday bash, Valentine Scramble and others as well as an honour board and a memorial section.

This is the time where a small contribution would be greatly appreciated by your Committee. Send to mcpseabrook@gmail.com. We are also looking for advertisers (won’t be expensive but the package will be good). If your company sees an opportunity to take advantage of the excellent database we have let us know. Retail, insurance, hospitality, sporting goods, alcohol, are amongst areas we could see potential advertisers come from. It will be an exclusive few so you will get excellent bang for your buck via the yearbook and new website. Also, we are looking at redoing the website to bring it into the AI Age. If anyone has a good cheap contact please let me know.

Birthday Scramble

The scramble will be held on the 8th of September at Pondok Cabe. Now is the time to start forming your teams. We will soon put it in the Whatsapp group for teams to register. Great fun, great novelty holes, great music, great camaraderie. Don’t miss it.

Jarkata Interleague at Riverside 21st of July

The Glorious Victorious TeeSet Matchplay team venture on to the fairways of combat this weekend lead by our great leaders Sam & Dean as we take on our cross town rivals, the DOGS. As per usual non-Interleaguers are welcome to join for a usual TeeSet Stableford day. So sign up now on MyGolf2U

Cheerio

The Perm Free President

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Glorious Golfing at Gunung Geulis

Posted on July 10, 2024 by mgfu

Saturday in Jakarta, the sky could not be seen due to the amount of cats and dogs falling from it. It rained and rained and then rained some more. This caused a few of the light-hearted to cancel Sunday with the expectations that the same would prevail. So much rain fell on Saturday there was nothing left come Sunday and the 22 golfers that headed to Gunung Geulis were treated to the most glorious golfing conditions that Jakarta has to offer. We had the coolness of the mountains, well manicured greens with a good break in them. The fairways were fine with very few damp spots from the previous days deluge.

As those that have played and enjoyed Gunung Geulis we know afternoons are quiet with 36 holes spreading golfers across the mountain in a comfortable manner. The speed of play was fantastic, to the point of being unbelievable. The first group had returned to the clubhouse at 4pm and this was after encountering a few golfers dropping in on the 10th. The above picture is Steve teeing off on the 5th. Back to how glorious it was, no one even broke a sweat and we walked most of the course.

The standard of play was quite high, most likely owing to the glorious conditions, over half the field had 36 or more stableford points. As other players rolled in with happy countenances on their faces, it was a clear indicator of how glorious the day was. It was so glorious that Holger, who got skinned in Wingman, was demanding to know when was the next date for TeeSet there. You will be happy to know we have 3 more dates here before the return of the rainy season.

Glorious

The Winners

Roberto with a well struck 39 Stableford points takes the money, from those who were in the sauna or dining elsewhere. Hitoshi low gross with an 83 is this week’s LGW. JP first birdie on hole number 2 well done on a good round. This week’s putting champion is Craig with 30 taps of the least lofted club in the bag.

Conclusion

We all had a great time. Tom’s playing group were very impressed with his distance off the tees and a very impressive first 9. Vijay was happy he could remove the blot of a 9 from his scorecard by playing good golf over the remaining holes. Luca was happy he beat Jude in the TeeSet matchplay. Thanks for the photos Mike Webb & Richard Mau. In a word GLORIOUS

A quick word on the match play, this Sunday is the last week to finish games for the current round. Please let Adhe know who you are playing so she can arrange the pairings.

Gading Raya Sunday 14th of July

One of Jakarta’s more golfer friendly venues, with some nice wide fairways, no jungle to steal your ball and just enough water to keep you honest, Gading has it all. The clubhouse is inching towards completion, but the course is in fine nick. Bring your swim suit for a relaxing time in the men’s pool after the game, no nudies ok Jens! The mind boggles. Easily accessible from all parts of Jakarta you don’t want to miss out on a second week of glorious golf with TeeSet. Register via MyGolf2U. Spots limited to 40 players so register now to avoid disappointment.

See ya Sunday

Love

Michael Seabrook

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The Gang of Four

Posted on July 5, 2024 by mgfu

TeeSetters have been giving the pins on the Par 3s a bit of a pounding over the last few months. Cucu was first past the post this season followed by Geoff with Ian picking one up at last Sunday’s monthly medal and finally, John popped one in earlier this week. Many other TeeSetters have nailed a hole in one and there is an elite section that have more than one. No jealousy from me just plain and simple envy.

The comments that flowed as these successes were posted in the TeeSet Whatsapp group shows what a great group of golfers that play with TeeSet. Golf is generally an individual sport and each day on the course we are striving to do better individually and those birdies, pars and rescues keep us coming back. The one thing that we all enjoy as golfers is watching other people having a magical moment on a golf course. These can be skimming a ball to dry land, successfully navigating the Tiger Line, a sandy par, a chip in birdie, or in Bill Lloyds case an in flight birdie. They make us all happy and it is a great conversation maker back in the club House over a few Adult Beverages. They bring us closer together as we share these events as eye witnesses or recounting the story. The reason for Social Golf.

On a different note we farewell one of TeeSets more frequent golfers with Diarmuid moving onto greener pastures. Over the years since he joined TeeSet i have kept an eye on him for various non-sexual reasons. Firstly it was his name Diarmuid. I dread a conversation as I had no idea how to pronounce that so for the first few encounters it was the ever safe greeting by using Mate. Eventually I knew this couldn’t last but what to do. Mr Google can help with everything, except my golf swing, so I was saved by this https://youtu.be/yoJSNmfsP6g. This allowed communication on a more civil level. Diarmuid started out with a handicap larger than the President’s but with consistent swearing was able to bring down to below 20 along the way picking up a voucher for most improved. As I took the mantle of leadership on there were a few incidents on the golf course where it seemed he was intent on doing the President harm. As his game improved and me having Adhe move him to safer locations on the golf course I could relax, much to Diarmuid’s frustration. Diarmuid was also a very competitive Matchplay golfer having come 2nd in a very close TeeSet final with his good mate Patrick, golf was a winner that day. It was always great to catch up with him and his work colleagues after the game for some friendly banter. I had him down as Presidential material now he is a ship leaving port. Safe travels Diarmuid.

Off to last week winners

From top left, Siti for low nett 66 but medal goes to Sari who was OB. Next we have John with low gross 81. Anna with long drive ladies and NTP, 175 m and 4.85 m respectively. Sandy Par Dean on 3 and NTP Goran 4.4m. Roger working the flat stick for 26 taps. Finally last Sunday’s HIO boy Ian on hole 8.

This Sunday Gunung Geulis

Our first trip up the mountain for sometime. Great challenging course. Book early on MyGolf2U to avoid disappointment. Easy access from toll road.

TeeeSet Birthday Scramble

A bit of a muck up the scramble is in September. Get your teams sorted. Prizes to be won fun to be had.

Adios

Mr President

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Posted on June 27, 2024 by mgfu

Well, it may have been East of Java prior to the big bang of 1883. Maybe that’s where Sam went? Anyways a bunch of us found our way down to Royale Krakatua in Cilegon. When I see the word Royale I think of Pulp Fiction and Travolta. Where a McRoyale is the French version of a Quarter Pounder and if you try and order one of those at the Cilegon Dirty Rons (McDonalds), they will have no idea what you are talking about. Oops I must get rid of that aluminium kettle, I digress again. Let’s get back to the golf. 50 plus golfers and partners headed down the Merak Toll road for a weekends golf and festivities and what a weekend it was a 2 day Stableford combined points.

The weather was overcast and we were warned of slow greens but not of a slow round. There was a movie once called Field of Dreams which became famous for the phrase ” If you build it they will come”. The same could be said about golf courses in Indonesia, we had been expecting a quiet round with a shotgun start. Boom the shotgun start ran us straight into flight after flight of Korean golfers. If you build it they will come. From the first hole we were behind flights of Koreans and arriving at the 10th there was a squadron awaiting. I heard Bill “Beer Bags” navigated this problem successfully by driving to the front of the queue. The course was in good nick and Michael and Frank got off to a fly with pars on the first two holes. Michael then followed up with a birdie on the 3rd.

The weather on day one was great for golf, a bit hazy from some seasonal burn off, but it kept the sun away. The long par 5 saw the ladies teeing off with a 100 metre+ advantage. I handled it well until a point having finally, on my 3rd shot, getting past Madame President to be short of the greenside bunker. The next 5 shots to navigate the final 40 metres were magical to say the least. The language was blue.

Back in the club house and we had a fairly close leaderboard. Who could hold it together on the Sunday? Who would leave the Korean BBQ at a sensible hour? Who would avoid Bill “Beer Bags” Red light disco on the way home from the BBQ? Who would show up looking like they had been run over by a truck? Who thought they were a good karaoke singer? Don’t go anywhere folks this and much more will be revealed below. Read on

8am, thats right readers 8am on a lovely Sunday morning when this reporter is normally still dozing off in the Noddy Box but not this Sunday it was tee off time, OMG, oh Bill’s red light disco, oh the crappy buffet breakfast, oh Roger stealing my coffee :-), oh having to wake up at 6 to get there for 8. The horror! The horror! The hangover! The hangover!

The leading players from yesterday’s round were partnered up to give it a bit of a LIV final round feel. The questions on everyones minds were ” Can they keep it together? Will there be a dark horse making a bolt for the prize? The question on my mind was why, why 8am?

Golfers to your carts. I was paired up with Kevin, Cucu and Tom and there were two Pocksia matchplays to be won. To put it briefly Tom pulled my pants down early and I never got to pull them back up. He also took a nearest the pin in the demolition, now I may need professional help to get over this issue or just not roll up pissed on the first tee (15th). Cucu, like a cat toying with its prey let Kevin feeling that there may be a chance, before snuffing him out with a few to play. Well done Tom & Cucu. There was a bit of wild life about Mi spotted a butterfly and there were a few civet cats sneaking around the course. What was more common were the calls of the foriegn wildlife fore, fore, fore was heard through out the round I even put in a few dozen calls myself. But one lazy Korean failed to call which led to Roberto copping a hit on the right side of his head whilst waiting on the 18th tee box. He pondered calling it quits as the world spun around him but mustering his wits and courage he played on through the last five holes, with 4 pars and a bogey and came storming through the field to claim first prize. Bulldozing Alessandro back into second place. Nicolas took the 2 day Gross. I took a hiding from Tom

Nicolas. Alessandro. Roberto.

Kojo Monthly Medal Cengkareng Sunday 30th

Spots are filling fast for the monthly Medal so please sign up on MyGolf2U to avoid unbearable disappointment. Strokeplay, men play off the blues ladies from the red.

TeeSet Birthday Scramble

In the month of August we have the birthday scramble, now is the time to start organizing your team.

Once again thanks for everyone for joining us at Royale Krakatua last Sunday. All the Karaoke singers were wonderful except for that horrible duet by 2 drunks who will remain nameless to protect their families from public shaming and community scorn.

Adios mi constituyentes

El Presidente

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Jakarta Interleague at Imperial

Posted on June 19, 2024 by mgfu

As we all know by now when TeeSet play Interleague excitement quite intense prevails amongst our fans spread out across the globe. So we have joyous news for our fans out there who wait for the monthly results to come in. The glorious, victorious TeeSet Team had an outstanding victory against the Cloggies who fielded a very strong team. With Captain Sam back to sort the team out and his able VC Dean to assist we were looking good on paper and pretty good as a team as we went a bit freestyle with the uniform this weekend. This is not an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy this is about golf. So it matters not a jot what you wear as long as you bring your game. The TeeSet lads showed up and they brought some pretty good golf with them.

The team consisted of Sam, Daniel, Peter, Craig, John, Dean, Douglas & Michael. The games ebbed back and through as the team battled it out around the fairways and greens of Imperial. Daniel continued on his merry way with another solid win. Sam’s opponent got off to a fly, but over the course of the round Sam wound in a 5 hole disadvantage to go down by one. A great chase. The team of Peter and Craig got the job done in fine fashion with a rather comfortable win, but needed a solid mid-section of the round to build that victory off. Dean and John had solid rounds to take the points. Dougie had the task of carrying the President around and did a wonderful job of getting the team into a winning position off the back of 3 birdies in a row and a par. In what had been a close game after 7 holes, Dougie then just blew it a part with the magical 4 hole run to knock the wind out of the Cloggies sail and set us up for a victory, which he finalised with a half on the second last hole from a difficult position. I was there to offer words of encouragement and lollies to sustain the energy of the guy carrying us to victory. Lollies are important.

This round TeeSet walked away with an 8/2 team win. Some much needed points and moves us into a clear 3rd spot and having closed the gap on first and second. We are awaiting final calibration of Sunday’s scores but we are definitely back in the hunt. Next round is at Riverside.

The team stayed late with bottles of wine, beer and whisky being consumed as we celebrated into the evening. The celebration may have continued but the venue shut. This meant the President moving to the Cloggies table to pinch some beer then onto Wolves to get into their whisky. Now I know what a bin chicken feels like. This what one looks like

Let’s get onto the prizes as it was also a normal day for a lot of non-JIL players and many JILs joined the regular TeeSet day. Paying Interleague and TeeSet Fees does help our end of the year kitty.

Zip-a-di-do-day ZEBEDEE TAY takes best Stableford with a nice 46 points. A few more games and he might earn selection in the Glorious Victorious TeeSet team. Also welcome to the club hope to see you soon.

Tied for low gross was the gun for hire, Axel with the man of many languages, Fernando. Both had a pretty handy 76 off the stick. Well done lads.

When you are chipping and putting like Douglas was on Sunday there’s a good chance you will be in the money. With 25 taps of the flat stick he takes this weeks low putts.

There was a feedback request by Imperial which I posted on Sunday please take the time to complete as feedback is valuable to clubs in managing speed of play (it was slow, very slow) and keeping the bar open with well priced beers.

Next weekend TeeSet DOGS Krakatua weekend

This is a two day event, last bookings today. There will be an array of prizes to be one and a great evening on Saturday night with Karaoke and other fun stuff. Just don’t let the Presidents of either group near the singing box, why ruin a good night.

Make sure you get down in plenty of time you may wish to have a meal before the round so don’t arrive at midday and expect to be able to do this. Mr Google MAps will help get you there in tim. Also most likely you will not be able to check into the hotel before teeing off, you can ask but don’t get upset if you have to wait until after the round. The world will not end ( Krakatua is miles away). That evening party and dinner at the golf club in our private room. BYO booze, beers most likely available but other adult beverages maybe not. Don’t stay up too late as Sunday tee off is an ungodly 8am.

The comp is a 2 day best Stableford totals. On day 2 the leaders will be paired together to increase the pressure. Day one you can select your flights by letting John or Rod know by Friday morning latest. Sunday you will be paired by Saturday’s performance. Prize giving after the round on Sunday.

Monthly Medal 30th of June Cengkareng

Please sign up for this ASAP

Birthday Scramble August

Better start getting your teams together

Adios Amigos

El Presidente

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Riverside and an AWOL President

Posted on June 13, 2024 by mgfu

The President was thankfully absent from last Sunday’s round at Riverside. Therefore sparing golfers his usual Riverside profanities as he hacks and chops his way around one of Jakarta’s more scenic layouts. There were storms afoot in Cipete that afternoon and hopefully players were spared a soggy stroll through the fairways of Riverside on the lovely banks of the Cikeas River, which from time to time floods Jakarta.

Riverside, due to its immense popularity saw us limited to just 7 flights, albeit, that we had booked weeks in advance, this may lead one to now realise why the World Cup was played at Jagorawi. Good to see the CIMB Niaga Golf club didn’t bother staying after their round leaving the club house to TeeSet and the restaurant surviving on TeeSet appetites alone. Anyway, there were the lucky few who graced the course last Sunday, and then there was the poor suffering President who was gracing a mate’s BBQ, fully laid on, they needed a gurney to get him out of there at the end of the night.

Gluttony, Irreverent behaviour, Sandbagging, and Cynicism seem to be the four culture pillars of the TeeSet President. I find these are important traits that guide my life, and I meditate on them every morning as part of my journey to reaching peak Sandbagging. Let’s hear it one more time, 4 more years.

Let’s get to the winners and other important news

JP finding a bit of form on the fairways of Riverside with a very nice 39 Stableford points. Come in Spinner.

A golfer who does not hack & chop his way around a golf course is Nicolas who tamed Riverside with 77 off the stick. 2 thumbs up to that one. I may need to add jealousy to my pillars 🙂

A man now frequenting the photo section more frequently, Bill with the first birdie. The golf lessons and golfing trip to Scotland are finally reaping you glorious financial rewards from TeeSet. Well done, mate, love the tan line, but..

Alessandro wins the best tan line from Bill by 4 shades. He also took first sandy par. Those calves need relief.

The master of the flat stick, Roger takes the low putts with a pretty impressive 27 taps.

New member : ANDREA SACCARELLO. Welcome to TeeSet

We will definitely be needing an Italian President with nearly 65% of the club being Italian or identifying as one.

Announcements

A wake to celebrate the life of our friend – Jaco Zaayman *(August 1970 to March 2024)

1.⁠ ⁠Memorial of Jaco Zaayman to be held at Shangri-La Jakarta on Wednesday 26th June from 6pm-730pm. Run down as follows;
2.⁠ ⁠⁠6pm-630pm – Memorial words and condolences (Meeting Room venue TBC 1 week before)
3.⁠ ⁠⁠630pm-730pm – Open bar and bar snacks in Shangri-La BATS (Lower Ground Floor access from Main Lobby)

Please show this post at BATS or identify yourself to Stephen Lowry (Teeset) or Mark Sharp (Ex-Shangri-La) who will be at venue.

TeeSet Royal Krakatua challenge with the D.O.G.S.

This will soon be closed to new registrations due to logistical purposes so please sign up on MyGolf2U ASAP. You will need to have also paid by next Tuesday. The weekend consists of one night’s accommodation and two rounds of golf with a grand prize for best Stableford over the two days plus other section prizes and skill prizes as well as a lucky draw. On Saturday evening there will be a Korean BBQ and the food is divine, BYO.

If you need full details please visit this link https://www.djakartaoldgolfsociety.com/dogs-royale-krakatau-challenge

This weeks game at Imperial Karawaci

This is the 4th round of JIL Matchplay and Captain Sam is back. VC Dean and Sam have put together a pretty awesome looking team for the day and the boys will b planning on taking the chocolates and sharing none (gluttony). Come along and play one of Jakarta’s more interesting courses and then saty and celebrate what will be a glorious, victorious day of golf for the team we love, TEESETTERS. Kita Harus Menang! If we don’t we know where the meat for the following week’s Korean BBQ will be coming from.

See ya later

The President

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The World Cup of Golf at Jags New

Posted on June 5, 2024 by mgfu

Well, this picture may not look like a cup but this was what we were playing for. San Mig the great brew from the Phillipines now available here alongside the great old classic Anker. TeeSet is very thankful for the sponsorship provide by Dan and his team at PT Delta Djakarta Tbk. Also sponsoring the event was Dean Merrilees a big thank you for that also.

We had a full field of 24 teams a nd speed of play was important. The Kilted Warriors disappeared into the distance first off the 10th and were home just on 4 hours. The rest took their time, particularly the Napoleonians who disappeared into the background after 1 hole behind the Melburnians. A little bit of rough weather saw a short delay for any team on the course after 4.10pm. Most importantly all were finished before dark and now it was up to the scoring Maestro to do his magic. Thanks everyone who sent me their score cards they went no further, as I was busy looking for my balls. Following instructions is not a strong suit of TeeSetters, we are social golfers and things just miraculously get organised by the Golf Fairy.

Rather than me waffling along about all the trials and tribulations that the teams experienced on the field, shopping trips, slips, thins, fats, clunks, birdies and eagles let’s just enjoy photos from the day and some smart arse comments where appropriate.

The Low Net champions. I am pretty sure Bill snuck all the beer into his bag and headed for the door leaving teammates empty handed. Well done on the Net 201, Richard, Bill, Mark and David.

Equal second place net goes to the Canadian Avro Arrows, most who pre-dated the Avro Arrow by a decade or two but have outlasted it. Then we have the team of dubious backgrounds, Invicta. Now those of you with a Latin language background will realise that invicta is a feminine singular noun.

Well done to the mob from AA; Andrew, Tom, Robbie & Craig. Thumbs up to the team of Invicta; Jude, Diarmuid, Patrick & Alessandro, well done girls.

Low Gross winners were the Red & White team, a scoring glitch meant that they missed out on a prize but we were lucky enough to get a team photo of them earlier, well done boys with a pretty handsome 236 off the stick. Pin Up boys for Weight Watchers International. We are saving up for your prize be there this Sunday to get it.

Early winners but knocked off when the machine kicked out the right info on Monday morning. Well done to Eric, Olivier, Nicolas & Antoine on second place

The luckiest lads the boys from Nations United. There was no prize for 3rd place gross but on the night they were second and these guys did Asia Pacific proud. Viboon, Gavin, John and an absent Daniel.

Jon from Aussie Crawl nails one down the middle for a 300 metre drive. Well done. You can never have enough sprinkler heads to bounce off on a fairway. This must have happened early in play as the boys from AC were a bit unruly when spotted latter on the course.

Andrew will be taking this to his next AA reunion. A Nice Aussie wine for nearest the pin. 60cm which is about 2 foot in the old imperial measurements, when the Brits still had an empire, all they have now is a antiquated system of weights and measurements. I digress, well done Andrew.

Kayla takes Ladies long drive 270 metres and nearest the pin 70cm. Later on to add to her prizes a carton of San Mig. On Friday it was a flight to Bali win. Party on Kayla.

Best Dressed Team

Best dressed team went to the Nelis who should have stayed in the kitchen.

More photos can be seen here

https://bit.ly/TeesetWorldCup2024

Things were buzzing in the clubhouse pre game.

The Aussie Battlers getting their first beer order in. It wasn’t their last.

The most romantic team Suamistri

The Japanese/Indonesian team looking more Japanese.

The dour Brits, not very photogenic is about all I have to say.

The Jockindos who went very close to best dressed and so much more photogenic than the lads above.

The ladies of TeeSet, less a few who missed this photo.

On the putting juice.

Yep, still dour.

These duffers missed their tram, their fairways, their putts and their mushrooms. A soulless performance.

Gavin nails an eagle to keep the Nations United in it. Cracking achievement.

The final Standings

Well that ends The World Cup roundup. You can click on the link above for more photos. A special thanks for Roger for organising the teams, handicaps and scoring. Social golf is only successful with blokes like him. Thanks for the Singing President for helping with the lucky draws.

A special thanks to all the special people who asked me during the lucky draw what were they winning a bottle for. Yes you are very special. Lastly a special thanks for all the golfers who made the day such a great success. We look forward to seeing you next Sunday.

Riverside 9th of June

This Sunday we return to one of TeeSet’s favourite courses Riverside. Easy access from Jakarta via the new toll, ample parking day or night, great warm up facilities and better warm down ones. A challenging course that needs you on your game. Men have the option of playing blue or white tees. Please update your choice in the MyGolf2U application. Please sign up via MyGolf2U and if you have any pairing requests please let Adhe know.

TEESET MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP

We have a four to 5 week window to complete the next matchplays. Please organise to fit this time frame.

TeeSet & D.O.G.S. Royale Krakatau Challenge

Now is the time to sign up on Mygolf2U for a great out of town weekend of golf and boozing, I mean meditation. Yeah, nah boozing.

The D.O.G.S. join TeeSet on the weekend of June 22nd and 23rd and will make the trek to Cilegon for a weekend of golf at The Royale Krakatau Golf & Country Club.   We have arranged a group rate at The Royale Krakatau Hotel for players who wish to play and stay. 

Rates are as follows which include 1 night stay (Saturday), 2 rounds of golf, dinner Saturday, breakfast on Sunday and all match fees:

  • 4,950,000 2 players sharing room.
    • Room for 1 night
    • BBQ Saturday Evening
    • Breakfast Sunday Morning
    • Golf fees Saturday and Sunday
  • 2,850,000 Single player
    • Room for 1 night
    • BBQ Saturday Evening
    • Breakfast Sunday Morning
    • Golf fees Saturday and Sunday
  • 3,350,000 Single player​
    • Room for 1 night​
    • BBQ Saturday Evening for 2 people
    • Breakfast Sunday Morning for 2 people
    • Golf fees Saturday and Sunday

Registration for golf can be done in myGolf2u .

Payment must be made in advance.  Account transfer details will be shared once registration completed

Format:

  • 2 round Stableford play. Your Saturday score carries over to the Sunday round.

Prizes:

  • Lowest Net
  • Lowest Gross
  • and lots of novelty hole prizes

The itinerary for the weekend is as follows:

Saturday, June 23:

  • 11:30am – Hotel Check in​
  • 12:00pm – Check in for golf at course​​
  • 1:00pm Shotgun Tee Off​
    • Men from Blue Tees, 65 and older may play from white. Ladies from Red.
  • 7:00pm- Korean Barbecue Party at the Club House
    • There is no corkage for wine and spirits; guests are encouraged to bring beverages they want to consume and/or share.

Sunday, June 24:

  • 7:30am – Check in at golf course​​
  • 8:00am – Shotgun Tee Off​
    • Same Tees as the Saturday round 1
  • Following round – Prize and Trophy Ceremony

Until we meet again on the fairways of Jakarta take care and look after those nearest to you

The Caring President

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Kojo Monthly Medal

Posted on May 31, 2024 by mgfu
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This will be a very brief report due to a couple of things. 1 being vey busy at the moment; 2 off to play golf in the Josef Fuchs memorial today.

A small but highly skilled and competitive field turned out for Sunday’s Monthly Medal. Ex-President Thwaites was keen to get amongst the beers early but a stern warning from current President left him dry not high. Big Ed was amongst his cups well before tee. I had overindulged the evening before at Poksia and polished the evening off with a few large whiskies left me in a particularly fragile state of both mind and body.

What happened that day well the first 9 was pretty slow. Diarmuid chipped in fro a second hole birdie which he convinced himself that would put him in the money. Several hours later we had a dirty Diarmuid at the presentations. Alessandro had a wonderful round of bogie golf. Missing 1 metre putts to nail the bogie in effortless fashion. Many of the bogies were achieved playing from parallel fairways. So if you are looking to be a bogie golfer always consider using other fairways besides the one the club presents for you. It’s not how you get to the hole it’s how you bogie the hole. Alessandro had an issue it seems with a stump/root no relief, no relief no root.

A well placed shot on the 5th by Diarmuid saw him up against the face of a fairway bunker. This will stuff him and maybe even break a wrist or at least an iron I thought as I calmly put my second shot in the water from a very good lie. Diarmuid takes his 7 iron clunks it out of the bunker straight as a die 140 metres. Heard about that shot for quite awhile. To make matters worse he nailed the sandy par. And picked up cash mainly due to Richard forgetting to tell Adhe about his earlier sandy par. Remember folk you need to tell Adhe about these achievements if you want the money and your photo in this illustrious publication.

Some who’s photo we will be seeing a bit later is one Bill Lloyd, a golfer I saw hacking his way around this course on Saturday. His early departure Saturday evening saw him fresh and raring to go Sunday and go he did tearing up the course like it was a mini golf layout. Hitting it long pitching and putting display that had to be seen to be believed and taking the coin from his playing partners.

To the winners

Bill takes the MM and the biscuits for low putts 29 with the flat stick and a net 65 woohoo go Billy Biscuits.

the birdie Twins, Jens & Simon, on the first hole 1&10 and low gross to Simon with a gross 75. I think we’ll have him off the blacks next month.

Sam slams one down the middle for long drive 243m. Boom

Siti takes the ladies long drive with a booming 130m down the middle

Jude takes nearest the pin 6.30 metres from the hole to put himself in 3 putt range. Well done.

Diarmuid takes the lolly for a wonderful Sandy par on the 5th Alessandro made a bogie.

Two weirdos spotted on the course. If you see them stay well clear.

World Cup of Golf Jagorawi June 2nd

The day we have been waiting for. Please read the information below carefully.

With 96 players speed of play is important – please keep up. Everyone is playing their own ball stroke play. We need a gross score only for each hole for each player. Best 3 net scores and best 3 gross scores on each hole will count to the team score, on a hole by hole basis. If you have 3 good counting scores and a blow out, the blow out can pick up. Men play from whites/Ladies from Reds. Team prizes for Best Net teams 1/2/3 & Best Gross teams 1/2 + best dressed team. LD (m+w) on 9 and NTP on 11 as individual prizes & a small lucky draw. Please register by 11.30 so we can load carts for a prompt shot gun start as soon after 12pm as our starting holes are free. Rp200k to be paid to Adhe on registration. Any questions please ask Roger or myself

To speed up scoring after the round, captains are asked to send a copy of the score card to Adhe after 6 holes are completed and after 12 holes are completed. Details to be briefed on Sunday …

A special thanks to Dan Xavier and his team at PT Delta Djakarta Tbk, the brewer of Indonesia’s finest beers, for sponsoring the World Cup Prizes this year

Below are the teams and the starting hole. Once again speed of play on Sunday is essential. There will also be a poll for the best dressed team on Sunday via a Whatsapp poll. Be fair and vote for the team you considered to be the best attired.

Aloha

Mr President

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Imperial Karawaci Sunday May 19th 2024

Posted on May 22, 2024 by mgfu

TeeSet were joined by the DOGS on Sunday due to a comp preventing them from playing on the previous day. TeeSet was set up on the back verandah of the clubhouse overlooking the 18th green. Golfers were spread randomly across the room. Adhe strategically positioned to collect the fees of incoming golfers.

It was good to see the return of Sam Westen. Jens & Shinta were there after a brief US vacation. Axel was there enquiring mischievously about my health. Steve from the hash showed up as did the elder lady of hash Rosita. The room started to fill as the warm up wowsers returned from the driving range and the usual late golfers arrived. Yep you guessed it, Allesandro and Diarmuid, the two most likely golfers to be late to their own funerals.

Having a chat with John Brown and a couple of others we remarked that it looked like it was going to ba pretty hot Sunday on the course. John referring to his handheld device said it would steadily cool before becoming overcast at 4pm. John, pay for the subscription. After 2 holes down came the rain and we were forced to seek shelter from the deluge. The rain abated after 15 minutes and it was back to the task at hand.

Before we go on this weeks music theme. Hit the play button

Back to the game we had a shotgun start and away we went and a very good pace all day taking 4.30hrs not bad for a field of 56. I was in the same flight as Richard, Axel & Ian, and we were having a private matchplay hence the choice of the video above. It started fairly even, with the 26 handicapper landing his drive 5 or 10 metres in front of the single figure lads. A quick chat not to give too much away, saw on the next hole a well placed ball in the water. Ian and Axel were grinning. Par 5 I drive on to the cart path followed with an iron straight into the back of a tree, which was rectified by a nice rescue just shy of the green, Axel chips in for birdie, I putt for bogie, hole squared. Do the hustle.

Starting the back 9 our foes edged a head and the hunt was on.

The video was shot at the 11th tee box.

Axel and Ian nice drives down the middle of the fairway. Me, once again on the cart path, Richard in the tree line on the right. My second shot clips a tree, third shot lands short of the green. Ian fails to get his ball up the hill on the green and is looking at a long uphill putt for birdie, Richard in a similar position on the right of green. Axel nails his 3rd to within 4 or 5 foot of the hole. My 4th leaves a 6 foot+ uphill putt. In it goes, par beats Axel’s birdie. Everyone, let’s do The Hustle! The look on our opponents faces was priceless. I am now off their Xmas card list. But best of all they won’t be voting me to continue as President, no more 4 more years from these two.

The match swung to and fro a magical shot out of the rough by Richard saw us extend the led to 2 with 3 to play. A sandy par on the 17th from the deepest bunker on the course saw Sandbagger Seabrook with Ever Steady Mau taking the chocolates with 3 up 2 to play. Yes I am a crap golfer but I do have a few moments from time to time.

Prizes

Only a few today as DOGS were handing out a bunch also and there was valuable drinking time being wasted if presentations took too long.

Our man Daniel, stalwart of the Matchplay Team takes low nett with a pretty handy 67

Ian on #3 takes the first birdie money. Well done.

Here’s a picture of the President with all of his friends. First Sandy on #8

That’s it for prizes this week read the DOGS blog for other winners. I know we had TeeSet Sam taking the low Gross and R. Mau a close second.

Last week at JIL

TeeSet got pumped by Jaws. The only good news is that Daniel Park remains undefeated as does our pair of Seabrook/Ure. We expect better things next month with both Captain & Vice Captain back in town. Still plenty of time to climb the ladder to success. Gremilins in WordPress failed to launch last weeks report.

Kojo Monthly Medal Cengkareng Sunday 25

Make sure you sign up for the monthly medal this Sunday and join some of Jakarta’s finest golfers as they battle it out in this Stroke Play Classic. Cengkareng also has the best wind down atmosphere after a day on the greens, and their happy hour deals are to die for!

2 for 1 margarita and beer jugs. It takes the pain away. Had a few 2 for 1s last Sunday hoping to do it again this Sunday

ISCO Josef Fuchs Memorial Golf Tournament 31st of May

 Dear ISCO Golfers, 

In honor of Josef Fuchs, the visionary behind the Indonesian Street Children Organisation, we are launching an annual memorial tournament. 

Proceeds will go to ISCO. 

The tournament will feature both normal stroke play and a Stableford competition. 

Prizes will be awarded for various achievements, including highest points, best net scores 1 and 2, and best gross scores 1 and 2. Additionally, there will be several individual games such as longest drive and nearest to the pin. 

The Fuchs (Fox) Trophy will be awarded to the highest scorer. 

Registration is now open and will close on May 29, 2024, or when the field reaches capacity. To participate and support this cause, please register at your earliest convenience. Please be aware that registration confirmation requires submission of the enclosed registration form along with a copy of your payment receipt. 

We eagerly anticipate your participation at the Jagorawi Golf Club. 

Daniel Benes and Jens-Uwe Roestel, 

Joe was a great man who for many years worked hard to help Jakarta’s street kids through his foundation. So please make time in your diary to support this cause and remember this man. Speak to Jens for sign up details jensroestel@aol.com

World Cup Jagorawi 2nd of June

This annual event is just around the corner. Teams are busy practising their dance routines and getting their costumes ready for the big day. Oops it’s not Mardi Gras it’s World Cup Golf. The team sheet is full, but a couple of teams are short a player so if you wish to join send me, Roger or Adhe a request and we will see if we can get you in.

Upcoming

Fiona Unity Foundation Scramble on the 7th of June. Great day great raffle and auction. Golfers helping.

He’s a snap from the orphanage where the Rancamaya funds went. It was a timely arrival as placement fees for schools had to be paid. Don Duttlinger also bought the kids lunch for the day, well done Don.

The Sawangan Orphans. Thanks for your help TeeSetters

Royal Krakatoa Golf Weekend 22d & 23rd of June. Sign up on the DOGS MyGolf2u tournament. A great weekend in the planning and great golf. Surely to rival Rancamaya

Adios

Mr President

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Jakarta Interleague Jagorawi

Posted on May 18, 2024 by mgfu
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