Let’s start out today by thanking everybody who visited the site in March not only between Aceh and Papua but N, S E & W of Indonesia also. This what the visits looked like by country in March before we look at the fantastic prize we have in our new competition celebrating the role of golf in a multi-cultural world.
It is nice to know we are not on our own with the traffic and the floods here in Jakarta but that there are others far away, and not so far away, keeping a benevolent eye on our weekly derring do here in the City that Really Never Sleeps.
So, how about that prize? ….. ok, it’s like this, the golfing joke considered to the best by a committee consisting of the Singing President, the Former President of Almost Everything and the Web Guy, left as a reply to this post before Midnight WIB today, April 1st, will receive a line up of the latest Titleist driver, 3&5 woods and a full set of irons together with 1,000 Titleist Pro V1s, all delivered to you anywhere in the word – remember BEFORE midnight tonight, 1st April, Jakarta time.
Good luck and cheers, Tee Set
Jakarta, April 1st 2015
Tee Set 
April fool’s day to you too; but, just in case, I’ll pick up the clubs at next years Bandung Bash. Regards to all, Bill
gotta win with the best joke first Bill 🙂
One day a Bob is going golfing and a stranger comes up to him and asks if he can play with him.
The man says ok and they start playing. After about three holes Bob asks the stranger what he does for a living.
“I’m a hit man,” the man replies.
The man laughs and says, “That’s funny, what do you really do?”
The man says, “I’m really a hit man, look in my golf bag.”
The man goes and looks in the golf bag and in it there is a sniper rifle with a scope on it.
“Hey do you mind if I use this scope to see my house?”
The hit man tells him not at all, so the guy uses the scope and zooms in his bedroom window. He sees his wife naked. Then his neighbor comes up, and he is naked too.
The man gets really mad and says, “How much does it cost to do a hit?”
The hit man says a thousand dollars a shot.
“Then I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis because he is sticking it in my wife and shoot my wife in the mouth because she is always yapping.”
The hit man takes the sniper rifle and sits there aiming for about fifteen minutes.
The man says, “Hey man, hurry up!”
“Hold on a second,” the sniper says, “I’m trying to save you a thousand bucks.”
A free entry to the 2015 Teeset Annual golf tournament
What a great April Fools day joke…I love it! Nevertheless, that still doesn’t mean we shouldn’t share some good jokes so here’s one, the names have been changed to not protect anyone.
One day Ric was complaining that his golf game was going down hill, couldn’t hit it straight but his practice swings were perfect. He went to the golf pro who said, “Well, if your practice swings are perfect go play 18 holes using only your practice swing, that should help your muscle memory” .
So off Ric went to the first tee to find Peter teeing up a “practice” ball, eg no ball on the tee. Peter lines it up, swings away and strikes a pose staring off into the distance for a considerable time. Ric says, “Excuse me, but do you also have Geoff as your pro?” Peter responds, “Why yes I do. He told me to play 18 holes using only my practice swing” Ric says, “Me too, mind if play along?” Peter of course says fine and Ric tees his “ball” up and fires away. “250 down the middle he says”
They get to their imaginary ball and Peter strikes a 7 iron,..” 3 feet and slight draw into the green” he says. Ric responds with an 8 iron “ Hit it straight, but left it about 10 feet out” They get to the green and Ric putts first , draining his imaginary 10 footer exclaiming “ I read that right to left break perfectly” Peter, of course, also makes his imaginary putt.
As they walk to the next tee Peter says, “How about a game of skins, $10 a hole?” to which Ric agrees. They both tee off, 260 down the middle, both hit the green on their 2nd and make the putt. This practice swing round continues until both golfers are 17 under after 17 holes. No one has won a skin yet.
Peter says “You first” on the 18th tee. Ric pulls out his driver and swings away shouting “My best yet, I really got through that, 275 right down the middle!” Peter steps up, swings a mighty swing and yells “Wow I got that, right next to yours!” They get to where they expect their balls to be and Ric swings a 9 iron, shouting “Only a couple inches out!” Peter says “Well struck but I’ve got some bad news for you…you hit the wrong ball”
Here are my favorite golf jokes;
No. 01: Mike and Harry played a golf twosome religiously every Tuesday. Had done so for years. One day Mike came home looking more haggard and disgruntled than usual after his weekly golf game, his wife asked what was wrong. He answered, “Bloody Harry is whats wrong. On the fourth hole, Harry went and had a bloody heart attack and died. Completely ruined the round for me ! The entire rest of the day, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry !”
No. 02 A married golfer started having an affair with his new secretary. One afternoon at her house, exhausted from making passionate love for hours, they both fell asleep, awakening around 7:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes in a panic, he told the secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He dressed hurridly, slipped into his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been” demanded his wife when he entered the house. “Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my new secretary and we made love all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until seven o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at his grassy shoes and said, “You can’t fool me you lying bastard ! You’ve been out playing golf again !”.
Cheers,
Ivan
Hi guys, i hope this is not an april fool day joke. Would love to have spare set of club. Ha ha Cheers, Wina
Hi! Guys, April fool?? Jiro
Date: Tue, 31 Mar 2015 22:01:01 +0000 To: tokujiro@hotmail.com
A couple of members are being held up by the slow play of a couple of ladies in front of them. After a while one guy gets impatient; “Wait here and I will go ask if we can play through”.
Off he goes, but only gets half way then suddenly turns around and rushes back to his mate; “Sorry buddy, you won’t believe it, but the one on the left is my wife – and the one on the right is my girlfriend ! You’d better ask them”.
So the other bloke heads off, but again gets only halfway before suddenly turning back; “Small world eh…”
cheers, greg.
Here’s one.
A veteran member of my local club in country NSW was partnered with a young member in the regular Friday competition. They were enjoying good golf and fellowship as the round progressed and even shared a couple of beers at the turn.
On the back nine, the par 5 fourteenth abuts a road running along the boundary of the course. They teed off and our pair played great shots down the centre of the fairway. As they walked down the fairway toward their drives, a funeral cortège came into view, making its way slowly down the road towards the town’s cemetery located nearby. At the sight of the cortège, our veteran stopped in his tracks, took off his hat and held it to his chest, head bowed, until the procession had passed and turned into the cemetery.
The young member was impressed and said, ” I’m touched, Bill, at the respect you showed there.” “Yes, well”, said Bill, “she was a wonderful wife to me these past 52 years.”
Cheers,
Dennis Ryan
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2 golfers on the 18th green…1 golfer is about to putt when they both notice a funeral procession driving past on the nearby street…
Immediately 1 of the golfers stands up straight, bows his head and performs the Holy Cross on his chest….
The other golfer is astounded. “Gee…didn’t know you had so much compassion in you Tom”.
Tom responds… “that’s the least I can do.. after all I was married to the woman for 40 years!”
Thanks and regards
Tony Amato
When are you sending the prize out ? April 01, 2016 ?
C’mon, at least publish the jokes …………………………………………… 😦
Ivan
Great April Fool joke! Good thing I didn’t win, I have no room left in the garage along side the 14 sets of clubs I already have.